Nice and different one!!

They walk among us.
> >
> > I walked into a Blimbie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a
> > sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little
> > chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already
> > buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free".
She

> > handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door.
> >
> > They walk among us.
> >
> > A friend of mine boug ht a n ew fridge for his house.
> > To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung
a

> > sign on it saying:"Free to good home. You want it, you take it."
For

> > three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking
> > twice at it. My friend decided that people were too untrusting of
this deal.
> > It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read:
> > "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it.
> >
> > They walk among us.
> >
> > One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of
> > them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!"
> > Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?"
> >
> > They Walk among us!
> >
> > While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent
> > which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the
> > sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in
> > the north? "
> > When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has
> > for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
with

> > that stuff."
> >
> > They Walk Among Us!!
> >
> > I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day
> > I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call
center

> > was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a
day,

> > 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
> > Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
> >
> > They Walk Among Us!
> >
> > My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
> > overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the
> > sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore.
> > She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get
> > sunburned because the car was moving."
> >
> > They W alk Among Us!
> >
> > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through
a

> > seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
> >
> > They Walk Among Us!
> >
> > My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
> > discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
> > cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
> >
> > They Walk Among Us! I told you about retail!
> >
> > I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose
ring

> > attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
> > chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a
> > person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter
which

> > way the head is turned.
> >
> > They Walk Among Us!
> >
> > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went
to

> > the lost lug gage o ffice and told the woman there that my bags
> > never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she
was

> > a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked
me,

> > "has your plane arrived yet?"
> >
> > They Walk Among Us!
> >
> > While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small
> > pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he
> > would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some
> > time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think
> > I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces."
> >
> > Yep, They Walk Among Us!
> >
> > They walk among us, AND they reproduce!