Don
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« Reply #2 on: June 01, 2007, 09:22:03 PM » |
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They walk among us. > > > > I walked into a Blimbie's with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a > > sandwich. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little > > chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free". "They're already > > buy-one-get-one-free", she said, "so I guess they're both free". She
> > handed me my free sandwiches and I walked out the door. > > > > They walk among us. > > > > A friend of mine boug ht a n ew fridge for his house. > > To get rid of his old fridge, he put it in his front yard and hung a
> > sign on it saying:"Free to good home. You want it, you take it." For
> > three days the fridge sat there without even one person looking > > twice at it. My friend decided that people were too untrusting of this deal. > > It looked too good to be true, so he changed the sign to read: > > "Fridge for sale $50." The next day someone stole it. > > > > They walk among us. > > > > One day I was walking down the beach with some friends when one of > > them shouted, "Look at that dead bird!" > > Someone looked up at the sky and said, "Where?" > > > > They Walk among us! > > > > While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent > > which direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the > > sun waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in > > the north? " > > When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, and has > > for sometime, she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up with
> > that stuff." > > > > They Walk Among Us!! > > > > I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day > > I got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center
> > was open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day,
> > 7 days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?" > > Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific." > > > > They Walk Among Us! > > > > My colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we > > overheard one of the administrative assistants talking about the > > sunburn she got on her weekend drive to the shore. > > She drove down in a convertible, but "didn't think she'd get > > sunburned because the car was moving." > > > > They W alk Among Us! > > > > My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car designed to cut through a
> > seat belt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk. > > > > They Walk Among Us! > > > > My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were > > discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The > > cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount. > > > > They Walk Among Us! I told you about retail! > > > > I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
> > attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the > > chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a > > person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which
> > way the head is turned. > > > > They Walk Among Us! > > > > I couldn't find my luggage at the airport baggage area, so I went to
> > the lost lug gage o ffice and told the woman there that my bags > > never showed up. She smiled and told me not to worry because she was
> > a trained professional and I was in good hands. "Now," she asked me,
> > "has your plane arrived yet?" > > > > They Walk Among Us! > > > > While working at a pizza parlor I observed a man ordering a small > > pizza to go. He appeared to be alone and the cook asked him if he > > would like it cut into 4 pieces or 6. He thought about it for some > > time before responding. "Just cut it into 4 pieces; I don't think > > I'm hungry enough to eat 6 pieces." > > > > Yep, They Walk Among Us! > > > > They walk among us, AND they reproduce!
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