It is nice place to share view and jokes. I am new on the forum and here is my first joke for all hope you enjoy..
An Indian was travelling in a train in Pakistan, along with his
pregnant wife. A few Pak army officers were also travelling in the same compartment.
As every body knows ,the pakis think they are a little too smart and
also try to show their superiority in all aspects,they tried to act little smart
and embarass the Indian.They thought at the same time, it would be a good
time-pass too. So, one of them went and sat beside the man.
The Smart officer asked the man, "Are u an Indian?
?" .
"Yes", the man replied proudly.
The officer then said, "Is ur wife pregnant?
"
"Yes", replied the man. He was a bit annoyed by the question as it was
obviously
visible that his wife was pregnant and the officer still asked
that question. But he kept quiet. Now, the officer thought it was time
to
have
some fun.
He asked the Indian, "If it is a boy, what would u like him to be?
?"
"I'd make him a Software Engineer", the man said proudly.
"What if it is a girl
?" asked the officer.
"I'd make her a doctor", the man replied.
Now, the officer gave the man a naughty grin and said, "What if it is
neither a
boy nor a girl?"
Now the smart Indian realised the whole point of this officer speaking
to
him.
He realized that these officers were trying to embarass him so he
decided to
give it back to them.
He thought for a second, returned the same naughty smile back to the
officer and said, "In that case, he will join the Pakistan army......."
